Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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