Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
50% drunk capacity currently
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
