he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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