do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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