god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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