If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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