We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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