well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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