And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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