so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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