Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
this is an emotional support booty call
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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