I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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