16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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