I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
