Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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