I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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