I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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