so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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