i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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