have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my sisters under your porch take her home
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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