all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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