Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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