Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize