Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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