i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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