two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I have poison ivy on my dick
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones