Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.