i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.