I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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