Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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