okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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