gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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