Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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