well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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