My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
