so that wasnt chicken after all
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
