we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm sobbing to NWA
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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