dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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