Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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