He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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