It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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