How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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