just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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