ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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