So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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