put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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