That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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