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(917): View more from New York City

new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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(518): View more from New York

I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?

(636): View more from Missouri

Wtf did you do last night?

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(801): View more from Utah

After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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(626): View more from California

My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night

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