Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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