yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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