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(843): View more from South Carolina

lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

(404): View more from Georgia

Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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(443): View more from Maryland

So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Either way, he made a blog for his cat.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?

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(731): View more from Tennessee

There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine

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(469): View more from Texas

Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?

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(425): View more from Washington

She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.

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