32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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