Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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