Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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