I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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