My brain says no but my pants say off.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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