I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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