walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You almost got us killed.
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I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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