dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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