I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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