Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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